Okay, you have to take a minute and watch this feature from the Today Show this morning.
Here is what I'd like to say to Ms. Patterson:
Hello, dear one.
The smirk you wore and the way you made your lawyer hate his job makes me so happy that you've used my tax money to pursue this injustice a year after it happened.
My children and their college funds want to thank you for keeping future generations of the Victoria Secret's Thong wearing population safe from having their eyes poked out by defective, wrongly sized, and inappropriate underwear.
If I may...
I'm just a fellow V.S. fan offering up a little womanly advice.
A woman of your age and...shall we say build?...really shouldn't be wearing a thong. Victoria's Secret now has something called the Boyfriend Short that takes care of those pesky panty lines just as effectively.
And while we're discussing the offending thong, I want to bring to your attention that the thong may have been defective because it was just a touch on the small side. Just a smidge. I realize we all want to be kittens, but let's embrace our cougar and buy underwear in the appropriate size. It's infinitely sexier. Yes, I do believe that it might not have been the thong that was defective, but instead a gross misjudgement in your wearing such unmentionables.
You say you want to protect ME from having a jewel pop off and cut, not scrape, my cornea DEEPLY. However, I want to assure you that I wear the aforementioned boyfriend short which have no jewels but instead a harmless, soft bow. You really don't have to file a lawsuit for my sake. Really.
Now, let's move onto the outfit you chose to wear onto the Today Show. I'm having a bit of difficulty in getting past your cleavage to focus on your "cause", however don't think I didn't notice your attempt at classic innocence with your stunning strand of pearls. I find that the oxymoron of your outfit brilliantly embodies the very crux of Victoria's Secret and their promise to make you feel sexy but angelic. You "are" V.S. and therefore their disloyalty shown by providing such a death thong for an obviously loyal customer is all the more tragic and shocking. Truly.
Everyone will take you very seriously after today's interview. I know Meredith took you very seriously and I'm sure Victoria's Secret will take you very seriously.
I'm done. I don't usually get this riled up, but it was ridiculous. Let's discuss.
If I may...
I'm just a fellow V.S. fan offering up a little womanly advice.
A woman of your age and...shall we say build?...really shouldn't be wearing a thong. Victoria's Secret now has something called the Boyfriend Short that takes care of those pesky panty lines just as effectively.
And while we're discussing the offending thong, I want to bring to your attention that the thong may have been defective because it was just a touch on the small side. Just a smidge. I realize we all want to be kittens, but let's embrace our cougar and buy underwear in the appropriate size. It's infinitely sexier. Yes, I do believe that it might not have been the thong that was defective, but instead a gross misjudgement in your wearing such unmentionables.
You say you want to protect ME from having a jewel pop off and cut, not scrape, my cornea DEEPLY. However, I want to assure you that I wear the aforementioned boyfriend short which have no jewels but instead a harmless, soft bow. You really don't have to file a lawsuit for my sake. Really.
Now, let's move onto the outfit you chose to wear onto the Today Show. I'm having a bit of difficulty in getting past your cleavage to focus on your "cause", however don't think I didn't notice your attempt at classic innocence with your stunning strand of pearls. I find that the oxymoron of your outfit brilliantly embodies the very crux of Victoria's Secret and their promise to make you feel sexy but angelic. You "are" V.S. and therefore their disloyalty shown by providing such a death thong for an obviously loyal customer is all the more tragic and shocking. Truly.
Everyone will take you very seriously after today's interview. I know Meredith took you very seriously and I'm sure Victoria's Secret will take you very seriously.
I'm done. I don't usually get this riled up, but it was ridiculous. Let's discuss.
104 Brilliant people's junque:
OMG...You are sooo right on this one! Love your candor and "bless her heart" attitude!
Wow...I think I might have the first comment too. Yeah!
"This is basically a product's liability case..." and "The devil's in the details..."
We're talking about panties, y'all...britches...undergarments...that thong-tha-thong-thong-thong. (Go 'head, Sisqo.)
Seriously? Yeah, Meredith--I am rolling my eyes. It is ridiculous.
I wear Body by Victoria, 'cept when Aunt Flo's around. Then I break out the Hanes Her Way. They aren't as comfortable, cut nearly as well, and frankly are nowhere near the uppity status as the V.S. ones. Crap on it--I'm gonna sue. My tootie has been traumatized.
Ohmyhead.
Thanks, Heather, for getting me riled up over perma wedgie-wear.
LOL too funny. I think I need to go stab myself with the underwire of my bra. You know those things really do hurt you sometimes!!
Okay. First of all, it must have been one slow news day.
Second, her attorney must have passed the BAR like yesterday, because I think I saw him working at Chuck E Cheese last year.
And, you know how Kandace says, "Don;t judge a hooker by her boots." Well, I need to see this chicks shoes before I comment further.
Seriously? Puh.Leez.
"We just want to make our client whole"
it's gonna take more than the panties.
oh.my.
get a life mekeeta.
I couldn't have said it better. You are brilliant and hilarious, and have clearly mastered the art of tactful condescension. I recommend you to anyone who needs a good laugh.
Being a woman of permanant wedgie-hood and of ample bottom - being faced with panty lines or the thong...I chose the latter. I figured if I was going to spend half my day pulling it out of my ars - I should just start the day with it up there to begin with! So I did. You actually get used to it after a while. Ooh, I guess that was all too much information, no?
Never thought of sueing for damages. Could I get a few bucks for those hemorrhoids???
You are funny! I do agree! My question is how did it get to her eye? Last I looked (get it looked) your face and woo-hoo is not that close together. She must have be bending down to make sure it was in the right crack! Maybe she really wants a year supply of undies! It is a little bit OVER the top I mean bottom. haha!
YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS!!!! I am sitting here at 12:41 am trying not to snort and laugh as the rest of my family peacefully sleeps...
The one thing that kept bothering me was in the photos, wasn't the offending piece of "jewelry" in the BACK of the thong??? It looked like it was near the area where the two "sides" *ahem* meet the thong strap. So did I miss something in the explanation of the "incident"?
"You'll poke your eye out kid!"
How does one get injured in the eye with embellishments that clearly go on the back of the article of clothing?
I was kind of thinking the same thing...perhaps a tad too small. Also VS has never stood up to a good washing for long (at least their $40+ bras haven't!).
And WHY didn't she decide to sue them WHEN it all happened a YEAR ago?
It will never cease to amaze me the stupid, moronic and utterly ridiculous things people can find to sue for! I'm with MomTaxiJulie, let's sue for pain and suffering for underwires popping out and giving you a do-it-yourself biopsy! If this lady wins, I can only imagine the lawsuits that will line up...
Sigh, when will people grow up?
$25,000!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Does YOUR underwear come with a lifetime guarantee? Mine certainly does not.
And am I the only one who would be ABSOLUTELY MORTIFIED if a pair of underwear I had previously worn were photographed and placed on NATIONAL television?
Can you imagine the ER scene! "How did you injure yourself?"
"Well I was putting on this thong..."
Does anyone take her seriously? Including her lawyer?
Seriously, I cannot stop watching the video...LOL! I wonder how many times Meredith had to choke back laughter?
OK, I promise this is the last comment for today...
"VS does have its angels, but as we say the devil is in the details." How smug was he to come up with that? Is he reading from a teleprompter? Because, seriously, can anyone really think on their feet that quickly and wittily (if that is a word)? OK, I'm gonna watch one more time and then I really have to go to SLEEP! But thanks for the warning about bejeweled underwear..good to know! And don't you know that going on the news is the absolute best way to get the message out so no one else gets hurt. Sure, I am positive that was their motivation...
No, I was not rolling my eyes. I could not tear them from her boobalicious cleavage. Her "poor" lawyer must be hopint to get a hefty chunk out of the judgement. Or, maybe just a little sump'in-sump'in
To quote you Heather...OH MY STARS!!!! I cannot believe they put that on tv and I cannot believe she is suing...here in Canada, for some reason which I do not know, we wouldn't have the amount of "sue -ee's" like you do in the states...this is absolutely ridiculous and she knows it...I can tell by her smirk...I sure hope she doesn't win her case! I have a VS thong with a heart too, but have never had a problem and would never even consider suing! Yikes! I 'm sure that is one of Meredith's finest interviews! hehehe!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Excuse me just one more minute...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, I'm think I'm done...no wait, no I'm not...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTHFL!!!
Okay, I really am composed now...
Ya know what has me chuckling? When you mentioned she was wearing pearls, I had to go back and check the video, because I never saw the pearls. I only saw the GIRLS! Sheesh...that was unbelievable. And she doesn't look all that traumatized to me! And how did Meredith get so lucky to do that interview...she had to be trying so hard not to laugh or say, "you are out of your freakin mind." Now every freak in a dressing room is going to sue over silly stuff like this.
SHUT.UP. I couldnt watch past the "Meredith, I was putting on my underwear from VS and the metal popped into my eye..." WTF? Why was her head down "there" when she was puttin on her underwear. Mine can't reach - oh I've tried - trust me it cant reach.
That's all I got - I can't even discuss this anymore. Unbelievable...
Maybe the weight of her saggy hiney put the shiney metal thingy at eye level, it's the only logical explanation - unless of course she was trying to get a look see at how cute that metal heart looked from between her legs!!
Oh and can I just say she should spend her thong money on a push up bra instead - and maybe a proper bra fitting. I'm positive she's wearing the wrong size.
Oh, wow. I missed this while being tortured by reruns of Playhouse Disney. First of all, the offending staple was in BACK of the thong, so how on earth dig the thing pop off, fly 180 degrees around her ass, turn up, and DEEPLY CUT her eye? Methinks McQueta, or whatever her name is, was doing more than innocently stepping into her underwear. Here's the real story:
"My boyfriend ripped my thong off--uh, LITERALLY--after he threw me on the bed. I looked down and WHAM! That little staple flew into my eye cutting it DEEPLY. At first I was pissed that he ruined my VS underwear, but then I thought, 'I should sue!', so here I am Meredith! Hi, Mom!!!"
Her lawyer did look ashamed to be there. He probably suggested she wear the pearls.
Hahahaha! YES! YES! How about taking a little personal responsibility for buy underwear waaay to small. Can you say, "get rich quick?"
I was seriously waiting for her to bring up a race issue and say she was being discriminated against by V.S.
lol! some people's kids, huh?
Hi! Just found the SITStas site and am beginning to explore everyone's blogs. Thanks so much for starting the site, and I love your blog!
As for your post today, wow. I think this woman's lawsuit could be an excellent piece of evidence for a pro-granny panty movement. Can't we and our panties get along? Join the comfort revolution! ;)
I saw this first on rph mommy's blog and thought it was ridiculous then and now that I have seen the interview it is more than ridiculous. I love how they said it was not about the money. Bull Crap! It is so about money and her 15 min of fame. Can you Imagen how far that poor thong had to stretch in order to project that heart into her eye. I hope that they laugh her out of court.
Might I suggest safety goggles, while dressing? Kathi
I saw this on foxnews.com a few days ago and I was speechless. I just sat there shaking my head. What's wrong with people? You don't want to get shot in the eye by your underbritches? Look up.
I like this post because it says "thong' a lot and I like to think about thongs.
A defective product in the line of commerce...how can you even utter that line in conjunction with a thong. And look at that lawyer!! Do you think he has even seen a thong before that one?! I don't THINK SO. And how could anybody keep a straight face. Imagine what the cameramen are saying and doing on both ends of the conversation...hmmmm possibly a poor choice of words. Unbelievable.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
They filed this lawsuit in "unlimited court" so it's over $25,000 they're asking for. UNBELIEVABLE!
And, I love how the heart and metal part was on a "stress point" of the underwear, so the lawyer said. I bet it was a stress point if she was putting that thing on. Yoweee.
I just can't help but see money-grubbing litigious-crazy, insincere people when I see this interview. Ridiculous.
I can hardly think of a single thing to say.
But I did like how she couldn't even get through a 5 minute interview without drinking from her water glass.
This is so out of hand
Our tax dollars are paying for this??? What a whack job. She obviously stretched the panties a little to far trying to put them on. I love how they wouldn't answer how much money they wanted
They just want to protect people, yeah right
I was watching Conan 2 nights ago and I thought he was making this story up when he started to make fun of the woman. I thought that he had stretched the story just to get a laugh. Apparently not!
I agree with you about wearing underwear appropriate for your size and age! Too many times I have seen women bending over to pick up their luggage and their pants slip down a little and a lime green thong, two sizes to small (I know because it is digging into their waist) is revealed to myself and the rest of the passengers sitting behind her on the aircraft. Ugh!
Just my 2 cents. :)
You know her lawyer is repeating to himself "Do whatever you need to do to pay off law school...whatever you need to do."
My thong (sandals) are causing my heels to feel like sandpaper this summer. Think I've got a case?
I saw this on the Today show and was just speechless. I thought you have got to be kidding me right? I did also think that a woman of her age/size has no business wearing a thing. Perhaps she thinks she wears a smaller size then she does?
Tears. I'm laughing and tears are coming down my face. I loved the part about how she put topical steroid creme on her eye. Doesn't steroid creme made things bigger? Good thing she wasn't injured anywhere else like the tootie region. Then the little heart might have gotten wedged in someplace unmentionable. Just sayin'. Oh, the stupid lawsuits in this country. Unbelievable. I think if I were her, I would now want to hide under a rock after being on national tv talking about putting a thong on. BTW, my dad refers to not as a thong but rather as "fanny floss". Classic father humor at its best.
OMG! HOW did Meredith keep from laughing??? And why won't Jason answer the money question? You are correct, probably more of a wrong choice than a defective product. My buttocks she has only worn them once because she owns so much underwear!!! Puh-leez!
OMG.. just what I needed to end my day.. A good laugh. Heather, you are tooo funny..
I bet it took him ALL WEEK to come up with the line "The Devil is in the details" I mean seriously. Is he 15? She is sugar mama? Oh my head - this is nuts. I agree she probably had a too small size.
I saw this when it aired. We have a wall mount television in our bedroom and I just stood there, staring up in the air with my jaw hanging low to the ground. I think Meredith's comments and questions were right on target, I just wish they hadn't given that woman her fifteen minutes of fame on NBC.
And another thought...maybe her eye was so badly damaged the she couldn't see the girls were falling out. Ya think?
OMG!!!! LOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL I SOOOO NEEDED THIS!!!! you are KILLIN me smalls!!!! if i didnt have a dry socket yesterday i have one now because i am laughing soo hysterically that plug is gonna come right outta joint!!! TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!
Dear Miss Thang,
On behalf of our company, we would like to "Thank You."
Thanks to your candor, along with your complete and utter devotion to the human race, we have seen the sales of our undergarments skyrocket. I dare say it is because you villified Victoria's Secret, as they seem to be a good company doing a good work...if your 16 and build like brick house.
Rather, I think it is because you helped Americans see - in their mind's eye - what it looks like for a big girl to wear a thong. With a baby heart on it. In a size Small. And a pretty picture it is not.
So, on behalf of our company, Thank You. Scores of women have entered our doors with one goal in mind - to buy panties that fit. That is all becusae of you. You made American women look in the mirror and remember what they are. 35 and chubby.
Our skyrocketing sales could not be happier.
Sincerely,
Lane Bryant
I could not even get past the first minute of the video. THIS is news. I'm with Tricia--how about a little personal responsibility, people????!!!
I couldn't watch it all either. I can't even imagine the mindset that would decide to sue about something like that.
Ok so come with me for a sec. all I can say is (ethnic Steves Ex wife Julie) Hahahahahah total back hills coonass that shouldnt even be in V.S. to begin with but then the southern draw comes out. dar dar dar . Shut up. Yea and macdonalds prob. mad you fat 2. just have the little asian girl in the sweet shop that made it appologize. ahah
I'm so sorry I haven't made it over here sooner! You are funny. I love this. And I may be of the appropriate age to wear a thong (22 is ok, right?) but I believe I hit college & stopped. If I didn't then, then my baby weight sure made me stop!
She should also claim to be a victim of product 'terror'...because by the look of her 'girls' she must also be afraid to wear a bra now as well...complete underwear withdrawal...can't be good.
I'm not sure I like your response. I was almost choked to death by a defective snap that popped off by VS bra just this morning and flew into my mouth.
My lawyer is on hold.
Yeah... dying laughing!!
The product was defective in both it's design and manufacture. If one thing needs to be made clear it's that.
Ms. Patterson truly is an innocent panty patron in a very vicous product that was defective in both design and manufacture. Victoria Secret's decision to put such sharp medal like objects on it's underwear truly was a mistake...both in design and manufacture.
I hope that "mama's losin' it" is jokeing!! Really... I just have to comment again! The "defective piece" isn't that the back of the thong? I do NOT wear this type of undies but I do believe that the little part goes in the back. So, How'd it get to her eye? Did she put it on backwards? Was she giving it a little tug before she tried to put it on??? Really!! Oh and she said that it wasn't the first time she wore it...maybe the first or second! What the @#*% was that all about. Seriously?!! DUMB!! And they say blondes are dumb! Maybe VS need to label with a warning, "wear at your own risk!" It's like sueing the giant McD for coffee being HOT! Remember that one? okay I'm done now!
wahooo...heather on the warpath!
I think I'm going to pee my pants. Your commentary is priceless.
I watched this on the 'Today' show, yesterday and yes, I stood there rolling my eyes and going 'WHAT!!', 'YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME' and 'HELL'S BELLS AND BUGGY WHEELS.'
Both my dogs went and hid. Not sure if it was from the sight of the VS thong on TV or Mum getting all riled up!
Honestly!! Can I say 'PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, LADY!!'
Poor Meridith. However she did an excellent job of keeping her face straight. I couldn't have done it, I'd have been laughing my patootie off, within the first couple of seconds.
Heather, you are right on the money! Your commentary is the only thing keeping my head from exploding over this RIDICULOUS lawsuit.
Well CRAP!, there goes the resale value of VS thongs as sling-shots.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh pain... in my stomach. Tears.. in my eyes! First of all unless she was doing some crazy yoga/kamasutra like maneuver, there is no way in hell that the staple like thing should have poked her in her eye. It's like those people who go into emergency rooms for things in their rectums and merely say 'I fell on it' What.A.Moron!
LORD!
That woman needs a good support bra and a new pair of Spanx.
To think she is shamless enough to flaunt her ill fitting under attire across our great nation during breakfast is bad enough, but the visual of her tugging, pulling and otherwise prying into above said garmet is truley more than I can take.
Blech..
I just couldn't take it any more after Meredith said "offending thong".
(But I did keep watching long enough for Ms. Patterson's own lawyer to pretty much claim that this was a stupid purchase in the first place.)
The lawyer said that he wants to "make his client whole". I believe each day that she continues to take V.S. to court she will be proving herself "***Hole".
All I have to say is its a good thing she took her own eye out with that thing and not somebody elses. Man had she worn that in public and bent over she could have killed someone. Mothers gaurd your babies!!!!
At least the thong didn't burn her when she spilled it in her lap. ha! ha!
And if that lady ever wore that outfit on Judge Judy, ol' JJ would say "You're in a courtroom, not going out to the disco! Go find something to cover up!"
And make sure Mrs. R isn't around to read Shere1's comment. We're all starting to learn about how that particular phrase has traumatized her.....
Jennifer, I read it. Whenever I see it's abuse, I want to vomit. As, that particular one looks like ROLF, as in ralph, as in to vomit.
The aversion is serious. Maybe it's even an allergy.
I seriously almodt peed myself reading your follow up! Hilarious!
Oh, Heather, I can see why you got all riled up!
I would have LOVED for my husband to have been the ophtho doc on call for that case! Little wood chips in the eye have nothing on spontaneously exploding thong panties. But did I ever tell you about his patient who was "lickable?" Oh, that is a good one.
OMG.....! Some people....YOU are so funny....loved the post!
Okay, this just ticks me off! I got hit by a car and can't even get the bugger to pay for my bike!
Is there something wrong with this picture, or am I just living in the wrong country?
I am laughing so hard right now, how did I miss this on the news!! OMG I'm so afraid I'm going wake my twins up from their nap because I'm laughing! I'm sorry but I'm nowhere near her size, and I would never EVER consider putting on a pair of underwear like that. I am in total shock that she found a lawyer to actually even talk to her about this, but then again he's just seeing the $$ he will get win or lose.
Ok, that was about the FUNNIEST thing I have read today. In fact, in a long time!! Thanks for bringing laughter into my afternoon and for speaking what I was thinking!! TOO FUNNY!!
I would like her address so that I can send her a pair of giant white ganny panties for period days.I'd like to see her manage to get part of that in her eye.
Will VS now have to put warning labels on their undies? How about:
* Warning, objects in mirror are fatter than they appear. Put the thong back and walk away.
* Safety glasses should be used when handling thongs with metal pieces--if you are a moron and insist on wearing a thong three sizes too small and like to put it on backwards. Not only will you lose an eye, you may create a case of camel toe so bad that it just might have to be surgically removed.
I can not even leave an appropriate comment as I am laughing so hard my vision is blurred.
Awesome! I wonder just how long it took this woman to think up this one! I love the comments that Meradith made and the fact that the lawyer could not stop talking about total crap!!! He couldn't even say her name right!!!
Mostly all the surprised and witty comments have been made, but seriousy. Did anyone else gag when they panned over the offending panty in a slow close up right after she said she'd worn them twice? Nasty. Gross. And disgusting.
Funny story though, glad you blogged about it. I missed it on TV.
Was she wearing the thong on her HEAD?! Jeez. Meredith was great!
What did she say? I just heard boobs, I mean saw them.
That's one piece of evidence no one wants to touch!
"When Thongs Attack": The Lucrida Patterson Story.
Oh. my. gosh. This is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I have EVER seen in my entire life. Seriously, the woman looks like a fool the whole time not just for suing over trecherous panties, but also because of that DUMB LOOK on her face. Seriously, she looks positively GIDDY to be on this show! And the "lawyer" seems to be nothing more than just some random guy who agreed to put on a tie and "represent" her on national television. I seriously doubt that he is a real lawyer. Lastly, what's with the taking a drink of water during the interview? I mean, come on! Can you not go 5 minutes without drinking a sip of water? This was not the state of the union address where your vocal chords were getting a work out. You said like 10 words...and yet you need that sip of water just to make it through to the end of the interview? I know I'm focusing on a really little detail...but for some reason that really bothered me.
Whew! Ending this comment now :)
Roflmao... this is so ridiculous! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!
Make it a great day!
This is great humor for my Friday! Sending this to all my friends for their laugh of the day. Seriously? People are ridiculous! I think I'd be embarrassed that I was trying to fit my large bootie in that thong and hurt myself... not sue!
Oh my stinken goodness and what the hello kitty all roled in to one..
I cant stop laughing..
dont we all know by now that you should match your "accessories" to you womanly size.
and who wants undies with metal on them?
and wasnt it hilarious when the lawyer couldnt think of any more euphamisms for thong and he had to say thong
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
That is ridiculous.
Your letter is perfect.
I love it
Love it!! So perfect and you are so funny. What an embarrassing story to show. Must be slim pickins in the news world!
LOVE LOVE LOVE it!
You hit the nail on the head with this one! BRAVO!!!
Major eye-roll here coupled with a deep desire to smack her!
Well said, Heather. VERY well said!
Unbelievable.
Forget the thong....she needs serious help with a good BRA!!! Her lawyer makes one almost feel sorry for lawyers. Almost.
This goes along the same lines as the person who sues McDonald's for coffee that is too hot or the person suing the ladder company b/c they injured themselves when they climbed up it backwards. That is why almost every product has a ridiculous warning label...b/c some idiot did it.
It was great meeting you yesterday Heather...you never know where you will meet new friends!
That story gets absolutely more hilarious each time I watch it...seriously, you must watch more than once to get all the devilish details!
How do you suppose a staple that has only 2 sharp points, pops into her eye and deeply cuts her not once, not twice, but THREE times?! And if it actually happened while she was putting them on, the staples and the heart thingy would have been behind her knees, which is probably as far as she could pull them up.
So she has put VS on notice that they are putting the world in danger by sending out offending thongs into the stream of commerce. I'm not surprised they didn't respond to her seriously the first time she contacted them and not surprised they won't even respond at all anymore. They probably have discovered she is just a crazy drunk! That is not water in her cup.
The pretty pearls, and pulled back hair, and sad attempt at credibility simply doesn't hide the terrible cleavage and true personality behind this sham.
Why did it take so long to file suit? Because she had to come up with the stupid story and find an idiot who would represent her.
She has a lot of VS underwear? Sure. Liar. It is the only piece she has ever bought and now wants to make some money from it and try to appear as Miss Sexy Victim. Let's hope the justice system doesn't reward another crackpot!!
Haha, that is just crazy. How funny, and I love how you wrote about it! :)
Heattthhhherrrr, just me stopping by and thanking you ladies at Saucy for putting me in the Saucy Blog area.
You know how to make a lady feel good! :)
AND, could this lady say "Meredith" anymore then she did? I'm almost conjuring up images of the person suing McD's for eating all those burgers...geesh!
Her age and size... ues for those reasons I put mine away years ago. Welk, ok, months ago.
Great tone and voice for your post. Especially loved the visual oxymoron reference.
This is similar to a case in our area. A man dropped a suit at a dry cleaners. The cleaners lost the suit pants. Then they found the suit pants, and cleaned them for free. And the man sued. And the suit was thrown out of court. This is why the legal system is so expensive...and offensive!
I think you posted this before once...didn't you? Or someone did...
Too funny - or really not funny - sort of both I guess - sorry - late and I am rambling :)
Holly
YEAH, CAN WE SAY "HOT COFFEE" ANY LOUDER TO THIS ONE? LET'S HEAR IT FOR A ROUND OF "THE THONG DONE HER WRONG SONG"!
What is wrong with our judicial system...I mean really thongs???
Good thing I blog surf, cause I would have never known how dangerous it is to stretch size 5 undies over my size 7 butt. Thanks for the heads up. A great community service.
Found you threw Tattood Minivan Mom and love your blog. You are so dead on with this one. Sometimes (OK, a lot) people are just STUPID!
One word...C-R-A-Z-Y!
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