So I woke up to the joyous sound of my child this morning.
As she threw up on the kitchen floor.
I'm the first to admit that I'm really flighty and kind of scared to make any sort of long term PTO/soccer snack/church choir commitment but that's mostly because I know my kids will be sick at any given point. I do see how it looks suspect after a while, though.
And I hesitate to use their lack of health as "convenient" but I admit that sometimes it does come in handy.
"I would love to teach thirteen girl scouts to weave Indian dream catchers while chaperoning the 2010 Jiggity Jamboree Campout in the remote desert but I'm pretty sure at least one of my kids will be sick." And it would be the truth, people.
Personally, I blame toxic mold for all of this. I think toxic mold can be blamed for a great many things in life. Along with Mel Gibson.
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yes, and Mel Gibson. Always Mel Gibson.
LOL!! Oh my gosh! Don't ever stop writing this blog again!! You are toooooooo funny!!
I suppose if you have sickly kids you might as well get some "good" from it.
I was never into all that PTA "whose the best mom" anyway.
Don't blame Mel. Surely there is a political figure running for re-election who is to blame somewhere.
I don't plan on ever feeling a moment's guilt for not doing those sort of extracurricular activities. I'll leave it to the moms who need to prove something.
And look at you, two posts in two days. :)
Holy Crap ~ you posted two days, yes two days, in a row!
PTA = high school drama
Glad to hear from you. *Smooch!*
I have an irrational fear of vomit. I can't even handle it when my kids wake me up in the middle of the night with those 3 little words: "my tummy hurts". I send them back to bed with a waste can by their bedside and a path of old beach towels leading in all directions - to my room, to the bathroom... Yes, it's a little over the top and my husband just rolls his eyes at me. But I seriously don't deal with puke. It really is the main reason why we only had 3 kids :-)
I have an irrational fear of vomit. I can't even handle it when my kids wake me up in the middle of the night with those 3 little words: "my tummy hurts". I send them back to bed with a waste can by their bedside and a path of old beach towels leading in all directions - to my room, to the bathroom... Yes, it's a little over the top and my husband just rolls his eyes at me. But I seriously don't deal with puke. It really is the main reason why we only had 3 kids :-)
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